The Article in Cosmopolitan Magazine, October 1973, pp. 198-201
Here comes . . . There goes
. . . Chi Coltrane . .
by Richard Boeth
This is all about the possible rise of a rock
singer named Chi Coltrane, but we need a little background music first....
Whenever I think
upon popular American heroes, I never fail to cast the mind back to the fighter pilots of World War
II -authentic folk idols they were, ever ready to fly their Birds of Paradise up the other guy's
nose if it meant a few less Nips for Uncle Sammy to have to worry about. Since then, it seems, we
have got to the point where almost all our pop heroes have something basic in common with World War
II fighter pilots-one brief but glorious arc across the sky as the whole nation cheers, then
phooom and on to the nest folk hero. Andy Warhol, in his ghostly way, caught the essence of it when
he remarked that in the next generation, everybody in the whole world is going to be famous-for five
minutes.
Until that era arrives, we have a pretty good approximation of it in the institution
of the rock star. I don't refer here to the neighborhood rock star, earning $100 a weekend at the
Dew Drop Inn and wondering where to send that demonstration record he made last month in somebody's
basement. I was thinking of the thousand more or less professional groups and singles that have come
and gone in the last decade. They played for $2,000 or so a night- superloud, derivative electronic
whingwhang with too much past and no future-warming up the concert crowds for Sly and the Family
Stone or Poco, and maybe putting out one album on Buddah Records, plus a hit single that reached
number eighty-seven on the charts. These near-miss groups got a very brief, very dizzy ride for
their pains. One minute the air was thick with grass and adulation; they rode limos to the airport
with groupies in the glove compartment and a tax man riding shotgun trying to help them figure out
where last year's $200,000 went. The next minute everything was gone (it wasn't really there
to begin with, of course), and the lead singer was back driving a taxi in Detroit and dreaming of
the second big break that would almost surely never come.
There is a big dream behind it
all, however-and it is this large economy-size job that keeps the whole carnival spinning. Every
knock- kneed banjo player, every mudcolored group catastrophe, has visions of becoming the rock
trade's newest Messiah: the He, She or It who will turn out to be another true superstar, someone
who will bridge the great divide between rock and pop and will go on selling records, year after
year and million after million. Presley, the Beatles, Dylan, the Stones, now maybe James Taylor,
Carole King, Cat Stevens-all these performers were and are true superstars, true perennials, arners
of legitimate bankable millions in their own right and of millions more for all those record
companies, electronics manufacturers, rack jobbers, and simple unassuming ticket-scalpers who York
the Felt Forum and the Portland Auditorium. Where ill we find their like again?
Where, indeed?
Actually, the superstars are hardly monuments to permanence themselves (always excepting Presley).
Hendrix, Joplin and Morrison are dead, the Beatles have split up, and while it may be too early
to predict just when the string will run out on the rest, it doesn't seem unfair to say that rock
superstars have a natural performing life of a decade or less. That's enough, really. The economics
of the music business today are such that Dylan can make more money in five years than Duke Ellington
has in fifty-so five colossal years count as a whole career now, and the record companies are constantly
on the prowl for anyone with any sort of potential for making it into orbit that long. So it's a
fascinating and elusive chase, made up in about equal parts of hard show-biz professionalism and
soft, dreamy-eyed divination and wishful thinking. The odds are enormously against anyone's making
it all the way to the top rung, but the rewards are so huge up there that the performers and the
record companies alike can't resist taking an expensive crack at it whenever the slightest plausible
long shot presents itself. So here, for your edification, is the story of one Plausible Long Shot:
a pop-rock singer still only in the larval stage, promotionally speaking, but one who has been picked
out for the big push by Columbia Records, which has a track record of pouring more money, determination
and know-how into these cosmic creations than anyone in the business. And still the odds are enormous
that our heroine won't be any more of a household name a year from now than she is today. What
makes it fun is the other possibility, the one- in-a-million chance that by the time you read this
our heroine will be rubbing royalties with Melanie and Laura Nyro-or maybe even with Carly Simon
and Carole King. Ready, set, go.
She is called Chi Coltrane, and she wants it known that this
is her real name, so why not? The Chi is pronounced "shy," the Coltrane is no relation to the
great jazzman John Coltrane, and it is possible that you have heard of her already. Her first album,
which came out in the spring of 1972, sold something close to 100,000 copies (and we shall have
more to say on this in a moment). One single derived from that album, a driving, up-tempo member
called Thunder and Lightning," reached member thirteen on the national charts that summer, selling
about 500,000 copies overall, and in a few cities such as Boston and Chicago it was one of the
biggest hits of the season.
Chi is an honest twenty-five now (she usually knocks a couple of
years off her age out of fear that the teen-agers, who are every rock musician's lodestar, will
have more trouble relating to an older woman), and she is in every way a splendid singer person:
smart, gifted, determined, pretty, ballsy, and very good at what she does. What she does is play
half a dozen musical instruments, preeminently a piano from which she coaxes everything from piano-bar
kitsch to funky back-alley blues, and sings. Her songs cut across a similar range: reedy little
Carole King-like laments, whammy up-tempo revival numbers, earnest and well-meant blues that just
don't have enough sex in them to warrant comparison with Joplin (much less Nina Simone) but that
sound pretty good in comparison to a nice sweet thing like, say, Carly Simon. Chi writes all
her own material, too. Shez didn't use to, not until a couple of years ago, but then she 3, figured
out that all the really big rock stars write their owns songs. Anything the big girls do, Chi figures
she can do, too. It would seem from all these qualifications that Chi is pretty well set.
She has talent, experience, one well-received if not quite sensational album already on the market
and another aborning. Best of all, she boasts the standard one plus-four recording contract with
Columbia - meaning that Columbia promises to bring out one Coltrane LP in the first year of their
association (as it has already done), with the option to renew each year for four more years. Chi's
option for the second year has already been picked up, and Columbia remains genuinely and all
but irrepressibly excited about her future. Too many people believe in Chi for her to have much chance
of failing-everybody from Clive Davis, [then] company president, on down," says Bob Altschuler,
Columbia's publicity chief but not a wholly irresponsible source of information for all that. It's
overwhelming, it's all one-sided. Everybody thinks she's going to be the next real superstar." And
this could be the truth.
So what is this girl's problem'? Why is all the talk about Chi's
future when it would seem to any casual observer that she is doing pretty well right now? Answers
in a moment, but first let me bolster the illusion of her present success even further. Just from
her first album- with its hit single, " Thunder and Lightning " - Chi would seem to have pulled
in enough money to keep anyone but a glutton in truffles, for a few months, anyway. Under her contract
with Columbia, she earns about forty-five cents from every LP as a performer, plus another twenty
cents as composer- a total of almost $60,000 if we figure on a conservative basis of ninety thousand
albums sold. The single brought her a nickel a record-add another $25,000. Then there were air-plays;
as composer of " "Thunder and Lightning," she received two cents every time the song was played
on a commercial radio station in this country. Figure six plays a day on 3.600 radio stations for
the four weeks the record was hot, and that comes to another $12,000 or so, making for a grand total
(flourish of trumpets) of about $85.000, not counting the $21,000 that Columbia, a talent agency,
and various clubs threw in last August to underwrite a promotional tour.
That's not bad bread,
or at least it wouldn't be if it were real. But the truth is that Chi is living in a $200-a-month
apartment in West Hollywood, on the unfashionable side of the Sunset Strip. She drives a battered
heap in place of the white Lincoln Continental she once had in Chicago (it got totaled by an oil
truck), and the mink coat once shimmering in the closet has long since been sold to pay the rent.
All the money from her records has gone to pay off various necessary advances from Columbia,
and she is tens of thousands of dollars " in debt" to the record company, various lawyers, agents,
managers and arrangers. It's impossible to put a hard figure on Chi's "indebtedness," because
much of it is as illusory as her wealth, that is. Various people and companies have advanced her
all kinds of services, facilities and expertise in the expectation that she will someday make it
big. If she does, she pays them off; if not, or if she drops out to join a Nepalese nunnery,
everyone's all square. In the meantime, though, Chi literally struggles along close to flat - broke
on what looks at first glance like an income" of better than $100,000 a year but is, he truth, a
fraction of that. What she actually lived on for the last five months of 1972 was $3,000 carefully
saved from her promotional tour.
To understand how this very appealing girl got into this perfectly
typical fix (typical for a young recording artist, anyway), we had better double back to the
thrilling days of yesteryear when Chi was trying to hack it as a sometime saloon pianist, sometime
hard-rock bandleader in Chicago. This would have been the late summer of 1971, and things were
both good and bad for Chi. She had spent the year before pouring most of her money, energy and soul
into trying to make a go of her own band, known (naturally) as Chi Coltrane, and had come out of
the experience weary, broke and sort of brittle - the state of mind in which you think you are
tough as hell but you're really ready to crack the minute somebody taps on you. Add to the saga an
unsuccessful marriage that had finally ended after four draggy years - that was a help. She had
also been picked to represent the U.S. at an international rock festival in Rio (Elton John had been
U.S. representative the year before), and that was good. Chi was also working regularly in such
places as the Executive House and the Back End in Chicago, but the long- range career didn't seem
to have many mountaintops in its future, and Chi was perhaps a little more receptive than she should
have been when a Chicago theatrical personage told her he had the contacts to put her into records
and concerts - otherwise known as The Big Time. Chi signed him on as her personal manager, then began
discovering, she says, that his contacts weren't quite the right sort. "He knew a lot of actors and
actresses," she says, but that didn't help me." Her new manager did persuade her to move to the
West Coast, however, and she booked herself into a couple of pretty good clubs and wangled some guest
shots on national TV, notably on the Merv Griffin show. What she needed, however, was a record
contract, and that still wasn't forthcoming. So Chi took on another partner, an able and knowledgeable
independent record producer named Mike Gruber, and with him formed Just Us Productions, whose sole
purpose was to package and peddle Chi Coltrane to a big record company.
That, as it turned
out, was a fairly easy thing to do. Chi had been writing material for some months, and had six songs
ready to go; using just bass, drums and a guitar for background, and spending little more than
$1,000, Chi and Gruber produced a demonstration tape with six songs on it. Gruber then called Paul
Baratta, a veteran Artists and Repertoire executive at Columbia's Los Angeles office, and said, "I
have a tape of Chi Coltrane's, and I think she's going to be a superstar." Veteran A&R men are
supposed to be skeptical, but Baratta evidently didn't take much persuading. An oldtime theatrical
casting agent, he tends to judge people by how they move. When he saw Chi walk into his office
- all chunky hard-packed energy, with that pretty blond head riding above - he instantly became
the mentor, guide and champion she had been looking for ever since she started singing for nickels
and dimes in Zion, Illinois, seven years earlier. "Even before I heard anything,'' Baratta told
me, "I thought she was the most emotion-filled talent I'd ever felt." The demo nailed it. Baratta
immediately called Clive Davis at executive headquarters in New York and insisted on fetching
Chi with him to meet Davis. "Davis would have gone along just on my faith." Baratta says, " but I
wanted him to be involved. "
Chi went to New York, conquered Davis, and went back out to the
Coast to cut her first record in February of 1972. An uptown production using nine first-rate
sidemen and a chorus; the eleven tunes took two weeks to record, with everybody working ten six-hour
sessions, and then three weeks on top of that to do the "mixing" (the balancing and blending
of song and rhythm tracks, and in this case the addition electronically of occasional horn or string
backgrounds). When it was done, Chi sent the master tape to New York, where the ponderous machinery
of Columbia's marketing and promotion departments groaned into action. In all, about fifty different
executives and department heads crowded into Clive Davis's office to listen to the master tape (for
most of them, it was the first time they had heard their latest phenom ). Preliminary decisions
were made about which songs might go best as singles. Chi herself - who had done everything from
writing arrangements to booking hotel space in her knockabout musical career -flew into New York
again and made herself known and agreeable to all the key hands, including the executives in charge
of A&R, marketing, artist relations, publicity, cover design, the lot. About $10,000 was budgeted
for ads, mostly in trade publications: a free-lance West Coast publicity outfit was signed on
to do additional tub-thumping at $800 a week: a three- month tour was laid on for Chi and a backup
group in Denver, San Francisco, Boston, Chicago, New York, Philadelphia, Brooklyn, Washington (
D.C. ), Los Angeles and Ipswich ( Massachusetts ) .
Chi now calls the tour "the hardest thing
I've ever done in my life." Daddy Columbia had included a road manager in the traveling carnival,
but Chi's years in the back alleys of the music business had left her with the feeling-which she
still has, to the eye-rolling annoyance of some of the people who work with her - that nothing will
ever get done unless she does it. "I put together the group, made air and hotel reservations,
paid the bills, handled the phone calls, talked to writers and deejays, and rented the trucks for
the sound equipment," Chi told me at lunch in New York recently. " There were supposed to be two
guys doubling up in each of two hotel rooms, and me in a single. But two of them were clean livers
and two were swingers. The swingers wanted a room of their own, so I ended up sleeping on a cot with
the two clean livers while the swingers got room to play."
The purpose of the tour, of course,
was not simply to introduce Chi to new club audiences but to reach the disc jockeys, who for the
most part were tranquilly unaware of her existence. The ultimate object was what Altschuler calls
the single hardest thing in the whole world - getting airplay. Whether it was the tour. Columbia's
promotion efforts, the merit of the album itself, including the now-released single of "Thunder
and Lightning," whatever was most responsible for turning the trick, Chi did begin to get her precious
air-play soon after her tour began in May. Boston was the first city to go for her in a big way:
the disc jockeys in Chicago picked her up a little later (without knowing what was happening
he Boston), and several other key areas followed. New York didn't join the group. Despite a big ride
on WCBS-FM, "Thunder and Lightning " was never a major wow in New York, a provincial town, musically
speaking, which generally doesn't catch on to a new singer until all the rest of the world has caught
on first. Still, the single made it up to number thirteen nationwide one week, a performance that,
for a newcomer, ranks somewhere between sensational and dynamite.
All these happy successes
represent the rosy side of the saga of the Plausible Long-Shot. What I've left out so far, in the
interests of narrative clarity and suspense, is the fact that Chi Coltrane during this period
of her glamorous emergence into the big time was as hassled and frightened as a chick can be - and,
if anything, getting poorer by the minute. The economics of the record business is made up of some
dazzling high-energy numbers, but these very rarely break down to the immediate enrichment of
the performer.
The largest worm in the apple is that all recording artists pay the production
costs on their own records - or "borrow" them, as is more likely, as an advance from the record company.
Chi's first LP was not an extravagant production, but it was well and carefully done, with good
musicians and technical equipment and no corners cut in the studio. The result was that the record
cost Columbia something close to $100,000 to produce, all of which went down in the little black
ledger to be deducted from Chi's royalties as they came in. As we saw earlier, Chi has earned
about $60,000 from the LP so far on sales of about ninety thousand copies - so she still owes the
record company something like $40,000 just to get off the nut on her first LP. This may or may not
be unfair, but is certainly standard practice: Paul Baratta told me that a performer has to figure
on selling about 175,000 LPs and perhaps half a million singles before he, she or it begins to show
a net plus.
The record company itself is not in so tough a bind. Though Columbia pays promotional
and marketing expenses out of its own pocket, it still figures to net close to a dollar on the $3
wholesale price of a pop or rock LP. What this means is that the record company - unlike the performer
- breaks even on LP sales of about fifty thousand, so Columbia made out all right on Chi's first
album.
In Chi's case, the financial picture was a good deal worse even than we've seen so
far. All the figures about royalties up to this point have been given as if these earnings went wholly
to Chi-which they rather spectacularly did not. By the time she had finished signing up with
her personal agent in Chicago - she is still bound to him in some mysterious legal way and Mike Gruber
and Just Us Productions in Los Angeles, Chi had managed to divest herself of something more than
50 percent of her own earnings, often in fairly complicated ways. All her music, for example,
was copyrighted and published under the name Chinick Music-a partnership between her and her original
manager. So there went half of her composer's royalties right there, and it would not have been
unusual (though I do not know that was the case here) for her manager to have taken about - 5 percent
of her half of these royalties as a fee for personal services. Just Us Productions, which is to say
Mike Gruber, also came in for a percentage of her earnings off the top, and there were a hundred
other hidden costs for a neophyte to hang up against. An arranger named Toxey French made a few suggestions
during the cutting of Chi's LP (almost none of them were used, she says) and submitted a bill for
$1,800. This was not out of the ordinary in any way, but Chi still feels that she was booby-trapped.
"Toxey didn't rip me off," she said. " My own inexperience ripped me off." All in all, Chi was cut
up so many ways that her nominal earnings of $100,000 in 1972 really came down to less than a
half of that - and every penny of what she did make was spoken for before she properly got her hands
on it, anyway. Chi has now hired some good lawyers (high-priced ones) to try to negotiate her way
out of this mess with all her managers and agents but the likelihood is that she is going to
have to be very rich indeed before she stops being poor.
What keeps this story from being
an all-out tear-jerker is the internal evidence that Chi may well have survived too much for too
long to let anything stop her when she is this close to cashing in big. She grew up grubby-poor
in the rundown factory town of Racine, Wisconsin, one of seven children in a family so rootless that
Chi attended twelve different grade schools in eight years. Music was her one salvation. She learned
to play about eight instruments by ear, the piano supreme among them, and took her early influences
where she found them - Strauss waltzes, Stephen Foster, even Liberace on the tiny tube. Leaving at
seventeen she began singing weekends, just for kicks, with bands in small clubs just across the
state line in Illinois. More out of boredom than anything else, she began working a few little clubs
in Chicago about five years ago. From the start, she had a sort of schizophrenic career. Part
of the time she spent singing rock, blues and gospel with black bands in out-of-the-way joints in
Chicago; part of the time she spent hired out (at about $300 a week) to genteel cocktail bars, playing
piano and crooning. "The piano bars were a drag," she says. But the money was good there, and
she stayed at it at least part-time until the summer of 1970. Chi's subsequent attempts to make it
as a rock star- first with her band, and then later as a solo performer - not only took most of
her assets but also most of what was left of her trust in her fellow man. It is perhaps not irrelevant
that she became a Jesus freak in those dark days - and still is, though she doesn't talk about it
much except among other JFs. Christian fellowship provides her only deep human contact: she has
little to do with guys, singular or plural, and has no real friends, except maybe for Columbia's
avuncular Paul Baratta and his wife.
But soon the college and concert dates and the touring
will resume, with Columbia Records doing its part by ferrying in disc jockeys, wholesalers, newspaper
reviewers, and everyone else in the business to listen to the new sensation. By that time, the new
LP will be out, and Chi will have passed one more milestone on the rock star's road to success.
What milestone? Why, Chi Coltrane will be another $100,000 or so in the hole, and that's the surest
sign of stardom there is.
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